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For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.


Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.



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Fancy winning the car we used in Portrush this morning? Simply predict how many birdies Tiger Woods makes in #TheOpen
this week using hashtag #PPCaddy Full T&C’s here: http://pdy.pr/OkQ9xq


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🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I remember before one match, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer didn’t do a team talk in the dressing room. He just put on a video of his goal in the 1999 Champions League final. We lost 5-0.”
[Piers Morgan Uncensored]

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