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Tiger is back, and he’s in Northern Ireland. To put his skills to the test in Portrush.
Once considered the greatest golfer on the planet he had the world in the palm of his hand
Until 10 years ago when it all came crashing down (sound of breaking glass, car alarm)
So which version of the champ will we get? Golf’s golden boy-or the other guy?
Paddy Power wants to celebrate his return on the 10th anniversary of the worst drive of his career. And remind people that even if you do drop the ball it is possible to get back on the fairway.
With the right perspective, a loving partner (or partners), forgiving sponsors and of course a bottomless bank account, just like Tiger’s
Here’s hoping he stays on the road to victory. (Sound of car crashing and running footsteps)
Lads a little help over here…Christ I think I was meant to give this car away

The public service initiative will provide temporary accommodation for 50 rat arsed race goers to sleep off the booze inside a 6 x 2 metre container mounted on a lorry.