
Paddy Power
@paddypower
Scenes in the Chelsea dressing room at half time. “Have you heard what football Twitter are f*cking saying? “F*ck Lampard.” “Lampard’s a b*stard.” “Lampard’s a w*nker.” They shouldn’t be f*cking tweeting about me, they should be tweeting about you”



The Earth is 4.543 billion years old, but somehow we managed to exist at the same time as David Attenborough.