Danny Murphy would have saved that with his plonker.

Danny Murphy would have saved that with his plonker.


‘Just get a bit closer and smile.’ ‘I’m alright here, pal, if it’s all the same.’

The Earth is 4.543 billion years old, but somehow we managed to exist at the same time as David Attenborough.


Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.

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