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Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 6h6 hours ago
Even Julian Assange is showing his face to voice his concerns… #wengerout

‘What you doing tonight Diego?’ ‘Gonna go drown some kittens, then mug some old ladies, should be a good one’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1m1 minute ago
On The Fringe is out to right his Cheltenham wrongs in the Foxhunters, and it’s next at Aintree! http://pdy.pr/ewXCxj

Peter Reid is yer Da on the night out, too drunk and everyone awkwardly trying to ignore him.

Ross Barkley available at 7/2 to be sent off, for those of you that asked: http://pdy.pr/1tHpDy

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16m16 minutes ago
Like rings in a tree trunk, Arsene Wenger gets an extra bit of length in his jacket every season! He’s keen for a bit more.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 3h3 hours ago
The dinosaurs at Muirfield reveal results on the vote to allow female members this morning. Wonder if our sign had any affect?
Lovely shithousery from Ander Herrera, finally a suitable challenger to Diego Costa’s reign as king bastard of the Premier League.
ANDER HERRERA SENT OFF!
Costa says ‘I see your sending off and raise you an elbow to David De Gea’s bollocks.’

Emra Can. Beautiful hair, average footballer. The complete opposite of this lad.
What was I saying? I’ve always rated him. EMRE CAN, F*CK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY!