Hide & Deceive – Page 68

Paddy Power targeting young, online, immature.

Mourinho has criticised Rostov’s pitch, stating ‘It is hard for me to believe that we are playing on that field’. He’s right, in fairness.

FILL IN THE BLANK. ‘Arsenal need to ______________ to be able to compete with the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich’.

26 years ago today, Ryan Giggs made his Manchester United debut. And as little as six years ago, he slept with his brother’s wife. #wow

It’s #AshWednesday. A special day when we get the chance to pay our respects to these guys.

Do you feel like your gambling is controlling you? It might be time to take a break. > http://bit.ly/365rgs .

When you’re trying to enjoy your big day out at Wembley, but all you can think about is the futility of life & just how cruel this world is.

Do you feel like your gambling is controlling you? It might be time to take a break. > http://bit.ly/365rgs .

Sutton sub keeper actually eating a pie on the bench. Zero f*cks given.

Just think of the shitstorm that ensues when Arsenal lose tonight thanks to a goal from a lad full of Chicken McNuggets.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 17m17 minutes ago

Mesut Ozil of course used to play in Germany, so he should know all the best hiding places this evening.