
Ahead of @Pontifex‘s visit this weekend, we thought we’d erect a drive-thru confession box, to enable the people of Ireland to repent decades of sins in mere seconds…

Ahead of @Pontifex‘s visit this weekend, we thought we’d erect a drive-thru confession box, to enable the people of Ireland to repent decades of sins in mere seconds…

England reached a World Cup semi-final. Big f*cking deal. Come back to us when you’ve got a ladies hockey World Cup f*cking final.

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Anthony Martial has been fined two weeks’ wages as Jose Mourinho steps up operation ‘get that bastard out of our club’.

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Giggsy, for example, loves nothing more than a bit of Wife Swap to while away an evening…
After his latest outburst, an old Donald Trump Tweet about Iran has come back to bite him in the arse. Embarrassing.


Watching this, kids can’t help but be inspired to go to their local club tomorrow to find out golf is really expensive and exclusive so they’re not welcome. #TheOpen

Hoddle and Bilic. England and Croatia. Ryan Giggs hasn’t been caught in the middle this badly since his brother found him hiding in the wardrobe.