
Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.
Morning folks. How goes it? Drank too much last night did you? Sure you’ve only yourself to blame.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 23 minutes ago
“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding

Gambling addicts who smashed up betting shop in £20,000 rampage escape jail http://bit.ly/2I2VYWH

SHOVE THE WORLD CUP UP YOUR ARSE! THIS IS THE REAL QUIZ. THIS IS THE REAL F*CKING QUIZ! BORN TO RUN!

HERE YE, HERE YE. THIS WILL BE UTTER B*LLOCKS.
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 57 minutes ago
HERE YE, HERE YE. THIS WILL BE UTTER B*LLOCKS.
