
Northern Ireland boss Michael O’Neill has turned down the opportunity to replace Gordon Strachan as Scotland manager. “They’re proper f*cking shite and I can’t be arsed,” he said in a statement.

Dry January is now at the equivalent point of about two weeks in to Fantasy Premier League – nobody cares anymore. Get the tinnies in.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 3 minutes ago
When Dry January comes to an abrupt halt…
Referee Bobby Madden begins the game by blowing his whistle and shouting ‘f*ck Celtic’. Slightly unorthodox.