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Paddy Power targeting young & immature.

Undertaker’s hair is ace. Starts in middle of head & flows down gracefully. Like this prick from Dungeons & Dragons. #Wrestlemania #ppmania

Lad near me shouted “f***ing hit her with it!” when Stephanie corner a mallet-wielding Rollins. He defo voted Trump. #WrestleMania #PPMania

Peter Reid is yer Da on the night out, too drunk and everyone awkwardly trying to ignore him.

Ross Barkley available at 7/2 to be sent off, for those of you that asked: http://pdy.pr/1tHpDy

Like rings in a tree trunk, Arsene Wenger gets an extra bit of length in his jacket every season! He’s keen for a bit more.

Theresa May putting pen to paper on a new deal #brexitday #Article50 Credit @BeardedGenius

Lovely shithousery from Ander Herrera, finally a suitable challenger to Diego Costa’s reign as king bastard of the Premier League.

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ANDER HERRERA SENT OFF!

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Costa says ‘I see your sending off and raise you an elbow to David De Gea’s bollocks.’

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