

Paddy Power
Now that Christmas is over, here’s what we think some Premier League stars should have got yesterday:

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“Put on ‘Careless Whisper'” “But we’re losi…” “I SAID PUT ON ‘CARELESS WHISPER'”

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In other news, David Moyes has been made an honorary fellow at the University of Central Lancashire. That’s not a cap on his head. That’s a miniature replica of the Community Shield he won so gloriously back in 2013.