Gambling an addictive drug
BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves
‘How many have you had tonight lads?’ ‘Just a couple in the local then came here.’ ‘You been taking drugs?’ ‘No.’ ‘And what about your mate?’
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 hours ago
“Put on ‘Careless Whisper'” “But we’re losi…” “I SAID PUT ON ‘CARELESS WHISPER'”
‘You wot mate?
‘Gin and Tonic please.’
Feuds, fallouts and firings – Mourinho won’t remember 2018 with much fondness…
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Feuds, fallouts and firings – Mourinho won’t remember 2018 with much fondness…
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Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
Feeling a bit poorly today. Probably from all the Christmas boozing. Need to get better sharpish in time for all the New Years boozing.
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