
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 23 minutes ago
“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 23 minutes ago
“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding


Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

If you are looking for a football fix in the next couple of weeks, the tournament takes place at grounds across London. Get your tickets here: http://pdy.pr/gIgy2i #CONIFA
Morning folks. How goes it? Drank too much last night did you? Sure you’ve only yourself to blame.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 23 minutes ago
“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding

Carlos Carvalhal has left Swansea. In a brief, but poignant statement, he explained his decision: “F*ck that.”

BREAKING: Paul Lambert has left Stoke, after realising they’re f*cking Stoke.

SHOVE THE WORLD CUP UP YOUR ARSE! THIS IS THE REAL QUIZ. THIS IS THE REAL F*CKING QUIZ! BORN TO RUN!