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Tadhg Furlong looks like he constantly just needs to fart to relieve some pressure.

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“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding


Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

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Morning folks. How goes it? Drank too much last night did you? Sure you’ve only yourself to blame.
