
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 3 hours ago
John Terry has his own, personalised Monopoly board. £200 if you pass go, £300 if you shag your teammate’s girlfriend.

The biggest Whodunit since Mr Burns was shot: Who threw the milk on Mourinho?

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 8 hours ago
In other news, David Moyes has been made an honorary fellow at the University of Central Lancashire. That’s not a cap on his head. That’s a miniature replica of the Community Shield he won so gloriously back in 2013.

It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?

It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?