
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
‘She’s left me lads. For real this time. Tried getting this trendy haircut. No dice. Packed her bags and off she went’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
‘She’s left me lads. For real this time. Tried getting this trendy haircut. No dice. Packed her bags and off she went’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
‘She’s left me lads. For real this time. Tried getting this trendy haircut. No dice. Packed her bags and off she went’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.



Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1 hour ago
Getting more miserable by the day, Jose Mourinho has just released his new single…

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 11 minutes ago
‘Hey look, Jose, it’s a new signing. Hahaha, only joking. Everyone hates you and I couldn’t negotiate my way out of a paper bag.’ #DeadlineDay

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 3 hours ago
Anthony Martial has been fined two weeks’ wages as Jose Mourinho steps up operation ‘get that bastard out of our club’.