
Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.
David Cameron is ousted* for the second time in a year. *This time from the BDO World Darts Championship.



Could this be @Nigel_Farage’s next post? Find out why @realDonaldTrump has caused us to slash his odds here:

BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves


It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?


It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?