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A fly lands on Bruno Fernandes’ arm.
Bruno:


🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I remember before one match, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer didn’t do a team talk in the dressing room. He just put on a video of his goal in the 1999 Champions League final. We lost 5-0.”
[Piers Morgan Uncensored]






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Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”
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BREAKING: Marcus Rashford has been left out of Man United’s squad today due to illness. The player was treated by medical staff with a combination of Bloody Marys, Dioralyte, a gallon of water and a “hair of the dog”, but has failed to overcome the mysterious ailment.



