

Our traders have cut the odds on Theresa May receiving her actual P45 after her shocking speech:

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 1 hour ago
He’s a young, English player in a team that is playing as well as the Premier League’s ever seen. Why does Sterling get so much stick?

Thanx for my new xmas day jocks @paddypower @PPOffers @pphorseracing

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
BREAKING: Lineups confirmed for Southampton v Man Utd: Two f*cking shite teams who are going to play a f*cking shite match that’ll bore everyone to death and probably end in both sets of fans booing and a manager getting sacked in the morning. Looking forward to it.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
The weather in Dublin is shite this morning. Shiter than shite. Shiter than you ever can imagine. Shite.