
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 3 hours ago
John Terry has his own, personalised Monopoly board. £200 if you pass go, £300 if you shag your teammate’s girlfriend.


The biggest Whodunit since Mr Burns was shot: Who threw the milk on Mourinho?

West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.