For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
paddypowerofficial Verified BREAKING: A shirtless Donald Trump has been spotted wandering around Atlanta, Georgia, shouting ‘they’ve turned the weans against us!’.
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
For his last act as President, Donald Trump will now eat four Big Macs for breakfast, and attempt to block the toilet in Air Force One with an absolute pearler.
addypowerofficial Verified Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.
Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.
paddypowerofficial Verified ‘F*cking choc ices? I said I wanted a Magnum. How come Luke Shaw got the latest PlayStation but I have to wait ‘till Christmas. This place is a joke.’
addypowerofficial Verified Donald Trump says he’ll leave the White House if the Electoral College confirms Joe Biden’s victory.
Before he leaves, however, Trump said he will change the Netflix password and block the toilet with ‘an absolute pearler’. He also refused to confirm if he’ll put out the bins.