

Paddy Power
Now that Christmas is over, here’s what we think some Premier League stars should have got yesterday:







West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 8 minutes ago
Despite failing miserably at three of his five jobs before West Ham, Moyesy still thinks he can cut it at the elite level. Spoiler: he can’t. And never could.

