
Conor Sammon receiving a free pizza after being named man of the match for Partick Thistle. F*cking delighted he is too.

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Plans for Valentine’s. #Valentines2018

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Villa’s Scott Hogan looks like a character from Dream Team. The cocky young upstart on a good run of form who ends up sleeping with the Chairman’s wife.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 13 minutes ago
Neil Warnock doesn’t want a minute’s silence when he dies, but a minute of people chanting “Warnock is a w***er” I look forward to seeing the MOTD camera panning round the grounds to a dad in the crowd berating his silent son for not showing any respect ‘shout wanker will you’

Dry January is now at the equivalent point of about two weeks in to Fantasy Premier League – nobody cares anymore. Get the tinnies in.