Ryan Giggs has been confirmed as the new manager of Wales. “Remember that time he shagged his brother’s wife?” said a spokesman for the Welsh FA. “F*cking mad bastard.”
New Wales manager Ryan Giggs says a desire to do well in the job “burns” inside him.
“I haven’t felt a fire inside me this intense since I saw my brother’s wife at a birthday function at Nando’s,” he added. “Shit just got real.”
Michael Owen got more stick for riding a horse than Ryan Giggs did for riding his brother’s wife.