



Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
Evolution of Jose Mourinho at Man Utd: “I prefer to be more aggressive and say we want to win.” “We will find it difficult to compete.” “After the draw, we knew it would be a fight with Valencia for second position.” “We really missed Fellaini.”

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 12 minutes ago
Evolution of Jose Mourinho at Man Utd: “I prefer to be more aggressive and say we want to win.” “We will find it difficult to compete.” “After the draw, we knew it would be a fight with Valencia for second position.” “We really missed Fellaini.”

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower
Will May mend her ways and save the day by essaying a sashay and praying Brexit away?

Our traders have cut the odds on Theresa May receiving her actual P45 after her shocking speech: