The Bookmaker – Page 116

Paddy Power sets the advertising standard, as low as he can go.

Most young people are struggling to even get a deposit together while this f*cking robot crab is upsizing.

If she steps out holding a ‘Wenger Out’ sign, we’re all going to the pub.

As Harry Redknapp prepares to take over at Birmingham City, let’s take another look at his career highlights thus far…

Granada boss Tony Adams takes Kieran Richardson & Nigel Reo-Coker on trial. Next on his hit-list – Joe Cole and the lads from the Jacamo ad.

Even Julian Assange is showing his face to voice his concerns… #wengerout

Fellaini captaining one of the most expensive squads in football…

‘What you doing tonight Diego?’ ‘Gonna go drown some kittens, then mug some old ladies, should be a good one’

On The Fringe is out to right his Cheltenham wrongs in the Foxhunters, and it’s next at Aintree! http://pdy.pr/ewXCxj

Here comes Goldberg. Christ, he looks intense. #WrestleMania #ppmania

If Goldberg got himself a wig and moved to Ibiza, he could pass for Wayne Lineker. #WrestleMania #UniversalChampion #ppmania