
🎙 Messi: “I told the club I wanted to leave, then I saw the number of ‘can Messi do it on a cold night in Stoke?’ tweets and thought, nah, I’ll stay.
“Plus, now I get a 65m loyalty bonus. So f*ck it. I’ll get to the Arndale Centre Greggs next year.”

🎙 Messi: “I told the club I wanted to leave, then I saw the number of ‘can Messi do it on a cold night in Stoke?’ tweets and thought, nah, I’ll stay.
“Plus, now I get a 65m loyalty bonus. So f*ck it. I’ll get to the Arndale Centre Greggs next year.”








It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?



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‘Thank you got having me. Bohemian Rhapsody is a fantastic song’


It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?

BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves