
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 36 minutes ago
Man City v Arsenal up next. It’s unreal the amount of dickheads who show up to these games wearing shite half-and-half shirts.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 36 minutes ago
Man City v Arsenal up next. It’s unreal the amount of dickheads who show up to these games wearing shite half-and-half shirts.

BREAKING: The Queen has reversed her decision to give Harry Kane an MBE. “He’s a right weirdo and he’s the captain of a big bunch of bottling fannies” said Her Majesty. “I’m giving the MBE to Jake Humphrey instead.” #thequeen #mbe #honours #harrykane #spurs #paddypower #wolves

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.


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Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.


‘You wot mate?
‘Gin and Tonic please.’


It’s a nice day for a… shotgun wedding. Is famous actress Meg up the duff from her benefit-scrounging boyfriend?