
Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
WATCH: Mourinho falls flat on his face while entering Wembley Stadium
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 21 minutes ago
* chuckles gleefully *
No, it’s not a metaphor. He literally fell on his snot.

Thanx for my new xmas day jocks @paddypower @PPOffers @pphorseracing

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower
Will May mend her ways and save the day by essaying a sashay and praying Brexit away?

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 26 minutes ago
Good morning, folks. It’s Tuesday. The most pointless day of the week. It’s the Theresa May of weekdays.

Our traders have cut the odds on Theresa May receiving her actual P45 after her shocking speech: