Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.@paddypower

 

Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.

Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.@paddypower

 

Wayne Rooney could have qualified for Ireland, but we thought having a player who actually looked like a potato would be taking the piss.

‘Like The Donald, José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it.’ Paddy Power….

‘Like The Donald, José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it.’

José Mourinho is a schoolyard bully supreme, a man who radiates machismo but rarely does anything to justify it. Lest we forget, for example, he once jabbed his finger into the eye of an opponent before scuttling away in case things got rough: