

Paddy Power
Now that Christmas is over, here’s what we think some Premier League stars should have got yesterday:





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“Put on ‘Careless Whisper'” “But we’re losi…” “I SAID PUT ON ‘CARELESS WHISPER'”



West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.