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The biggest Whodunit since Mr Burns was shot: Who threw the milk on Mourinho?

The biggest Whodunit since Mr Burns was shot: Who threw the milk on Mourinho?

West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.


Paddy Power OffersVerified account @PPOffers 34 minutes ago
‘Hordes of Irish people flock to Glasgow every weekend to fund a club while not taking any notice of their own domestic football.’

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 8 hours ago
In other news, David Moyes has been made an honorary fellow at the University of Central Lancashire. That’s not a cap on his head. That’s a miniature replica of the Community Shield he won so gloriously back in 2013.
“I think that’s the problem with Xhaka, he goes to ground too ea-” The problem with Xhaka is that he’s f*cking shite.