

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 23 minutes ago
“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding

West Ham’s owners will send a package to David Moyes tonight. Inside will be a beautiful, gold dildo with the words ‘Save Us’ written on it.


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 8 hours ago
In other news, David Moyes has been made an honorary fellow at the University of Central Lancashire. That’s not a cap on his head. That’s a miniature replica of the Community Shield he won so gloriously back in 2013.


Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.



Few Irish lads in Japan just in case the boys in green need a sub or two.