
Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

“Should we proofread this sign?” “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine”

Carlos Carvalhal has left Swansea. In a brief, but poignant statement, he explained his decision: “F*ck that.”

BREAKING: Paul Lambert has left Stoke, after realising they’re f*cking Stoke.

“Should we proofread this sign?” “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine”

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Jack Grealish, man of the match. He’ll celebrate with a few in The Garrison before smashing up Sabini’s gaff.