
Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.
Morning folks. How goes it? Drank too much last night did you? Sure you’ve only yourself to blame.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.

“Should we proofread this sign?” “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine”


Gambling addicts who smashed up betting shop in £20,000 rampage escape jail http://bit.ly/2I2VYWH

SHOVE THE WORLD CUP UP YOUR ARSE! THIS IS THE REAL QUIZ. THIS IS THE REAL F*CKING QUIZ! BORN TO RUN!