
“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”

“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”

“Hey Siri. Why are all my teams such massive fannies?”

Emra Can. Beautiful hair, average footballer. The complete opposite of this lad.
What was I saying? I’ve always rated him. EMRE CAN, F*CK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY!


Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 16m16 minutes ago
26 years ago today, Ryan Giggs made his Manchester United debut. And as little as six years ago, he slept with his brother’s wife. #wow

When you’re trying to enjoy your big day out at Wembley, but all you can think about is the futility of life & just how cruel this world is.

Just think of the shitstorm that ensues when Arsenal lose tonight thanks to a goal from a lad full of Chicken McNuggets.

The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.

Paddy Power @paddypower 17m17 minutes ago
Mesut Ozil of course used to play in Germany, so he should know all the best hiding places this evening.

Paddy Power Verified account @paddypower
Haven’t seen Messi and Neymar look that confused since they were presented with a Tax return form.

Paddy Power @paddypower 6m6 minutes ago
The Champions League returns tonight! Latest betting ahead of PSG v Barcelona: http://pdy.pr/PLIiNp

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