
@mike_cleary1985 18 minutes ago
It’s a great day lads
@paddypower 

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 2 hours ago
BREAKING: Lineups confirmed for Southampton v Man Utd: Two f*cking shite teams who are going to play a f*cking shite match that’ll bore everyone to death and probably end in both sets of fans booing and a manager getting sacked in the morning. Looking forward to it.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 50 minutes ago
Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane leaving their Ireland jobs, but John Delaney will remain in his post until the end of time, having bought cans for the lads once.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 50 minutes ago
Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane leaving their Ireland jobs, but John Delaney will remain in his post until the end of time, having bought cans for the lads once.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 50 minutes ago
Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane leaving their Ireland jobs, but John Delaney will remain in his post until the end of time, having bought cans for the lads once.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 50 minutes ago
Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane leaving their Ireland jobs, but John Delaney will remain in his post until the end of time, having bought cans for the lads once.

Our traders have cut the odds on Theresa May receiving her actual P45 after her shocking speech:

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 7 minutes ago
How the f*ck is it another f*cking international break? We’ve already had a f*cking couple of the f*cking things and I don’t need the f*cking sh*te bored out of me for another b*starding weekend. Just when things are getting f*cking going. Rather sh*t in my hands and clap.

Paddy PowerVerified account @paddypower 15 hours ago
After almost 60 minutes it’s Monaco 0 – 3 Club Brugge There now follows a short message on behalf of the people of Ireland: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH