
Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in his system when he was arrested. We all know what they were. Bifters. He had 5 bifters in a row. Mad bastard.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.

“Should we proofread this sign?” “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine”

Carlos Carvalhal has left Swansea. In a brief, but poignant statement, he explained his decision: “F*ck that.”

BREAKING: Paul Lambert has left Stoke, after realising they’re f*cking Stoke.


“Should we proofread this sign?” “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine”

Darren Moore, a good football manager, earlier in the season looking at Alan Pardew, a fraud. A dancing fraud.