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Jack Grealish has started the second half well. The rascal.

Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.

Samuel Eto’o linked with Hull City. If ever there was a man who was angling for a big-money move to China, then it’s this cat.

“I should be at home tucking in to my 4th pint of gravy, right now.”

Will wrap this shortly, so last chance to get your entries in. A free £100 bet, and this gorgeous jigsaw to the winner. #PaddyChristmas

This man is a free agent, and his agent says he wants to return to the Premier League. Make it happen. SOMEONE MAKE IT F*CKING HAPPEN!


Gary Neville on Sunday Supplement, talking a lot of sense. But not enough sense to eat the f*cking pastries for a change.

England captain Dylan Hartley has been given a a six-week ban for a swinging arm. What will his next misdemeanor be? http://pdy.pr/CmWvRC