
Paddy Power @paddypower 5 minutes ago
When your mum says she’ll cut your hair because ‘going to the barbers is a waste of money’.

Diego Costa turned up to training like this today. He really wants to push through that move to China, it seems. Bang out of order, really.

“It was great. I had sunshine, paella, Messi, Xavi and Iniesta.” “Yeah whatever mate, look, should we bring on Fabian Delph or what?”


Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.