Lovely shithousery from Ander Herrera, finally a suitable challenger to Diego Costa’s reign as king bastard of the Premier League.
ANDER HERRERA SENT OFF!
Costa says ‘I see your sending off and raise you an elbow to David De Gea’s bollocks.’

Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.

The Gent manager looks like someone that’s been involved in a farming scandal in the west of Ireland. I’m sure he hasn’t, mind.