The Bookmaker – Page 117

Paddy the Bookmaker using golf clubs to raise money.

The dinosaurs at Muirfield reveal results on the vote to allow female members this morning. Wonder if our sign had any affect?

Lovely shithousery from Ander Herrera, finally a suitable challenger to Diego Costa’s reign as king bastard of the Premier League.

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ANDER HERRERA SENT OFF!

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Costa says ‘I see your sending off and raise you an elbow to David De Gea’s bollocks.’

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Mourinho has criticised Rostov’s pitch, stating ‘It is hard for me to believe that we are playing on that field’. He’s right, in fairness.

wayne-rooney

Wayne Rooney confirms he is staying at Man Utd and looks forward to severely slowing the team down on the rare occasions he does feature.

Sutton sub keeper actually eating a pie on the bench. Zero f*cks given.

Wayne, how do you feel?

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 13m13 minutes ago

Diego Costa turned up to training like this today. He really wants to push through that move to China, it seems. Bang out of order, really.

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 5m5 minutes ago

Wayne Rooney doing today what he didn’t manage at school. He’s mastered Reading.

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Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 14m14 minutes ago

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.