


Joachim Low has reportedly issued a sex ban to his German players during the World Cup. Scratching your bollocks in public and then sniffing your fingers is being widely encouraged, however.

After 6 months, Mourinho is still living in the Lowry Hotel, and Man Utd say that he may stay there for the length of his contract.


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“Liz? What the f*** is going on?” #RoyalWedding

“Should we proofread this sign?” “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine”

Carlos Carvalhal has left Swansea. In a brief, but poignant statement, he explained his decision: “F*ck that.”

BREAKING: Paul Lambert has left Stoke, after realising they’re f*cking Stoke.
